Car Insurance Stereotypes

First day on the phones selling car insurance today... joy..

you can't make this shit up either...

CALL 1

Guy from Liverpool. i asked if he'd had any claims in the last 5 years. "Yes" car had been stolen....

Call 2

Women from Wales, same Question... "Yes" Had written her car off running into a sheep.....

Just need someone from Norfolk to call who ran over their Sister/mum and a someone from Somerset who crashed their combine harvester and i'll have the full set...