They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan..

They had a derby match with Macclesfield
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best(!)
They've been relegated ten times
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig
They bought Steve Daly for a million quid
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down
They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world
They used to be little, but now they're large

Because City are a massive club...