John Terry - "Dad of the year"

You can't make this up. Doing a bit of digging on google on John Terry, it doesn't take too much work to find out about a promotions company called Riviera Entertainment who were promoting him to businesses for corporate work and sponsorship for the 2010 world cup:

"Sportsmail revealed yesterday that a PR company appointed by Terry’s agents had contacted businesses touting for commercial endorsements.

Riviera Entertainment offered businesses the chance to boost their profile by being associated with the England captain."

Shouldn't being the England Captain mean that you will try your hardest to win the World Cup and you expect the best from the players around you and will motivate them to be the best they can be?? Or is it so you can tout yourself to earn more money then the £150k a week you earn at Chelski?

Should we expect anymore from a player who was goin gto sign for Arsenal and now says he is "chelsea through and through" apart from when Manchester Shitty come in with super money for you and you have to think about it for a while before turning it down.

Give the captaincy to Rooney. Who will try harder and be more proud to be the Captain? He's also our best player..

John Terry and the England Captaincy

Does anyone else think this is all a bit stupid and pointless?

John Terry sleeps with a team mate's mrs so Wayne Bridge will no longer play in the same team as him. I think we should try and get Terry together with Mrs Heskey then if thats how it works...

So it's about MORALS then....

So if Terry gets sacked who will be Captain?!

Here are the contenders:

Ashley Cole - Oh but wait, didn't he have a thing with Jakki Degg and nearly mess things up with Cheryl?!?! Can't be him then.

David Beckham - Well he shagged that Rebecca Loos now didn't he whilst married to Victoria so can't be him.

Frank Lampard - Cheated on wife Elen, mother to his two children (one of his kids is called Luna by the way.. Luna Lampard, you can't make this shit up..) so that means Frank can't be Captain.

Rio Ferdinand - Got wasted (probably) then realised he had a drug test so decided to just not turn up and pretend he wasn't aware of it and get banned for months anyway.

Wayne Rooney - Shagged a granny prostitute

So I think that the captain should be Steven Gerrard... He hasn't cheated on anyone or taken drugs, he just battered some bloke in a pub in Southport...