Wednesday, February 03, 2010

John Terry and the England Captaincy

Does anyone else think this is all a bit stupid and pointless?

John Terry sleeps with a team mate's mrs so Wayne Bridge will no longer play in the same team as him. I think we should try and get Terry together with Mrs Heskey then if thats how it works...

So it's about MORALS then....

So if Terry gets sacked who will be Captain?!

Here are the contenders:

Ashley Cole - Oh but wait, didn't he have a thing with Jakki Degg and nearly mess things up with Cheryl?!?! Can't be him then.

David Beckham - Well he shagged that Rebecca Loos now didn't he whilst married to Victoria so can't be him.

Frank Lampard - Cheated on wife Elen, mother to his two children (one of his kids is called Luna by the way.. Luna Lampard, you can't make this shit up..) so that means Frank can't be Captain.

Rio Ferdinand - Got wasted (probably) then realised he had a drug test so decided to just not turn up and pretend he wasn't aware of it and get banned for months anyway.

Wayne Rooney - Shagged a granny prostitute

So I think that the captain should be Steven Gerrard... He hasn't cheated on anyone or taken drugs, he just battered some bloke in a pub in Southport...


John said...

I would love to see him brought down a peg or two, him and his family are in the papers far too often for various indiscretions. He is a fantastic footballer but I think you need the England captain to be a role model and as squeeky clean as possible.

I think Beckham got away with it because he always denied shagging her.

I must admit the other candidates are all as bad as each other, maybe give the captaincy to big Emile! Personally I would have Rooney as captain.

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Mr Origami said...

...and if anyone disagrees Mr Gerrard will be round to try and "persuade" you otherwise!! ;-)

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