Monday, February 28, 2011


Do arsenal fans really care they didn't win yesterday?

errrr probably not

I don't understand some Arsenal fans point of view however. A few have said (after i laughed at their keeper and defence) that the same back 5 beat Barcelona. That's really not a good argument. Barcelona were poor and will still probably turn Arsenal over at the Nou Camp. It beggers belief that Wenger did not buy a goalkeeper in the summer or adequate back up for vermaelen.

In the same vain I think United could beat any team in the World away in any one game. However we won't do it enough times to win the champions league and we'll be lucky to win the league. We've done well to have home FA cup ties as well...

I don't mind Arsenal. Wilshere is a good player. I really don't think Arsenal will be that annoyed that they lost yesterday, however i can't see them winning anything else this year. Next year i'd be worried if they buy a decent keeper and a couple of centre halfs

Friday, February 18, 2011

Back on Boss and Rome

I'd taken all my money out of accounts and stopped playing then Virgin Poker sent me a free £5 promo through the post. Played a bit and built it up to a tenner and then played a V point free roll. It's actually a pretty good free roll! They give awa 25,000 V points and you can transfer 1 v point for 1p so the tourney has basically a £250 prize pool. It only had 118 runners and i finished 4th for £25. Should have done better apart from losing to runner runner for the straight AQ all in v K10 and then lost 99 to A7.

I then played one 30 manner last night which i binked so i'm sitting there with nearly £50 at them moment. Am only going to play MTT and MTTSNG and see how i do.

Am off to Rome and Venice for a week tomorrow which should be a laugh. Will catch Lazio v Bari at the olympic stadium in rome on sunday which should be good

Saturday, February 12, 2011


Is this right or wrong play?

This is why i struggle at 345234532452352 entry tournies

Same tournament

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Why it's impossible to get to Step 7 from Step 1

because shit like this will always happen

Full Tilt Poker Game #28079622319: Step 2 (Turbo) (218308392), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:09:53 ET - 2011/02/10
Seat 2: United113 (5,940)
Seat 5: Babyface0815 (3,060)
Babyface0815 posts the small blind of 200
United113 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to United113 [Jh Ks]
Babyface0815 raises to 3,060, and is all in
United113 calls 2,660
Babyface0815 shows [9d Js]
United113 shows [Jh Ks]
*** FLOP *** [9s Jc 5c]
*** TURN *** [9s Jc 5c] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [9s Jc 5c 7d] [9h]
Babyface0815 shows a full house, Nines full of Jacks
United113 shows two pair, Jacks and Nines
Babyface0815 wins the pot (6,120) with a full house, Nines full of Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,120 | Rake 0
Board: [9s Jc 5c 7d 9h]
Seat 2: United113 (big blind) showed [Jh Ks] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 5: Babyface0815 (small blind) showed [9d Js] and won (6,120) with a full house, Nines full of Jacks

Friday, February 04, 2011

Knocking a girl out whilst shagging her in the sea

Well as someone asked....

I met this girl when i was in Spain seeing my sister and we were out and shitfaced. We walked down the beach about 4 in the morning and ended up skinny dipping in the sea...

One thing led to another and i ended up shagging her.. I can remember thinking how sensual it was and i was really enjoying it. I was facing towards the beach and she was straddling me facing to sea. Anyway it was all going well and then this rogue fucking tsunami wave seemed to come out of nowhere (i was facing the beach remember) and crashed into us. I got thrown forward headbutting the girl and knocked her out.....

So i just held her up and finished (not really....) and dragged her back to shore where a load of spanish people came running over as they thought she'd drowned only to find us both spark naked and her starting to come round...

Then got dressed back into the clothes i'd just been out in now covered in sand and went back to hers to carry on (remember shitfaced) in a really bad sand getting fucking everywhere including inside the condom type of sex, gave up after realising it was like shagging sand paper and went to walk home.

I then woke up in a bush then next morning with some serious sand knob rot and remembered being laughed at by the spanish people when they came running over..

I then started going to different places so i'd never have to see this bird again and met a really really fit german girl who i couldn't do anything with because it felt like my knob was going to fall off.... must be karma

She then added me on facebook....... Still pending...

Thursday, February 03, 2011


Had a downswing in the 19 manners. Must have dropped 30 - 40 buy ins. Am doing OK at rush though so roll about $115 and should get $10 or so rakeback tomorrow. It's hands like the one below that keep hitting me at the moment

I think i'm making the right decisions though which is the main thing..

Full Tilt Poker Game #27872553637: $1 + $0.20 Sit & Go (216655060), Table 1 - 120/240 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:54:07 ET - 2011/02/03
Seat 2: eskobarilikis (14,075)
Seat 4: sir_alex23 (4,165)
Seat 5: United113 (8,760)
United113 posts the small blind of 120
eskobarilikis posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to United113 [Js Jh]
sir_alex23 calls 240
United113 raises to 960
eskobarilikis folds
sir_alex23 raises to 4,165, and is all in
United113 calls 3,205
sir_alex23 shows [4h As]
United113 shows [Js Jh]
*** FLOP *** [4d 2s 4s]
*** TURN *** [4d 2s 4s] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [4d 2s 4s 7d] [Ah]
sir_alex23 shows a full house, Fours full of Aces
United113 shows two pair, Jacks and Fours
sir_alex23 wins the pot (8,570) with a full house, Fours full of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,570 | Rake 0
Board: [4d 2s 4s 7d Ah]
Seat 2: eskobarilikis (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: sir_alex23 (button) showed [4h As] and won (8,570) with a full house, Fours full of Aces
Seat 5: United113 (small blind) showed [Js Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fours

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Move forward or go back??

I've a dilema at the moment...

I used to work for a manufacturer of sign printing equipment and earn OK money. I then had a bit of serious life tilt and had to leave. Am now working for a massive insurance company on about half the money I used to earn however i'm well thought of and hope to progress through the ranks.

I have no the potential to go back and do the same thing as I used to do. The money should be much better than i'm on (but not the same as I used to be on which is understandable after life tilt) with a company car, iphone, laptop etc. The issue is that it'll be me and one other bloke working for this company so there will be no potential career development. The POTENTIAL earnings where I currently work are higher down the line, however maybe 20 people in the centre earn that amount out of 700 so is it somewhere I can earn that amount??

Am really unsure what to do... Do i just go to the money? Neither are jobs that anyone strives to do when they're younger so surely th emoney is important? Or job security.... Am undecided...