Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Guinness World Records



This week pokerstars have their Guinness World Record week so i had a look at some of the current Guiness World Records, not poker related, and some are fucking funny...

It's daft really, I think that it's good to know who the Worlds tallest man is, but he hasn't actually done anything to acheive that whilst it must be quite difficult to eat a 12" Pizza in 1 minute 45.37 seconds like Josh Anderson, which i think is fucking ridiculous..

So here are some of the records i found:

Ken Edwards - Most Cockroaches Eaten

Ken Edwards of Glossop, Derbyshire, England ate 36 cockroaches in one minute on the set of The Big Breakfast, London, England on March 5, 2001.

Why the fuck would you do that????

Elaine Esposito - Longest Coma

37 years then died....

How is this a good thing??? I never saw her get an award on Record Breakers

Michele Santelia - Most Books Typed Backwards

Michele Santelia (Italy) typed backwards 64 books (3,361,851 words, 19,549,382 characters) in their original languages including The Odyssey, Macbeth, The Vulgate Bible and the Guinness World Records Book 2002. Michele put together a 3,78 m (12 ft 4 in) high tower of the books typed. He completed typing backwards the volumes of the Dead Sea scrolls in Ancient Hebrew on 26 July 2007.

Hebrew is written backwards so does this mean he wrote them normally?!?!

Striker - Fastest Car Window opened By a Dog

The fastest time a dog has unwound a non-electric car window is 11.34 seconds and was achieved by Striker, a border collie owned and trained by Francis V. Gadassi (Hungary). The record was set on September 1, 2004 in Queb├ęc City, Canada

I'm sure my ex mrs opened one faster

Robert Foster - Breath Held Voluntarily

The USA's Robert Foster held his breath for 13mins 42.5secs in 1959

VOLUNTARILY!!!! hahahahahahahahahahah I want to know the record for non-voluntary breath holding....

So i hope pokerstars will be proud to sit amongst the ranks of "biggest cookie ever baked" and "Most people to irish dance at the same time" They did for the accolade of course, it had absolutely nothing with trying to generate more rake....

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

lowest price viagra india viagra cialis vicodin viagra on line natural herbs used as viagra viagra and cialis viagra uk cost pill effects of viagra viagra australia videos viagra lowest price viagra 2007 viagra hmo viagra from india buying viagra buy online viagra

Anonymous said...

[u][b]Xrumer[/b][/u]

[b]Xrumer SEO Professionals

As Xrumer experts, we secure been using [url=http://www.xrumer-seo.com]Xrumer[/url] fitted a wish fix things being what they are and know how to harness the enormous power of Xrumer and adapt it into a Bills machine.

We also yield the cheapest prices on the market. Assorted competitors will charge 2x or temperate 3x and a lot of the opportunity 5x what we responsibility you. But we have faith in providing enormous service at a small affordable rate. The large something of purchasing Xrumer blasts is because it is a cheaper substitute to buying Xrumer. So we aim to abide by that mental activity in mind and yield you with the cheapest censure possible.

Not solitary do we cause the unexcelled prices but our turnaround in the good old days b simultaneously after your Xrumer posting is wonderful fast. We drive secure your posting done in the forefront you distinguish it.

We also provide you with a ample log of successful posts on contrasting forums. So that you can see seeking yourself the power of Xrumer and how we be struck by harnessed it to gain your site.[/b]


[b]Search Engine Optimization

Using Xrumer you can wish to apprehend thousands upon thousands of backlinks in behalf of your site. Tons of the forums that your Install you intent be posted on have acute PageRank. Having your tie-in on these sites can categorically serve build up some cover dignity recoil from links and really boost your Alexa Rating and Google PageRank rating owing to the roof.

This is making your site more and more popular. And with this inflate in celebrity as familiarly as PageRank you can think to witness your area definitely superiority expensive in those Search Motor Results.
Traffic

The amount of conveyance that can be obtained aside harnessing the power of Xrumer is enormous. You are publishing your plat to tens of thousands of forums. With our higher packages you may even be publishing your site to HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of forums. Imagine 1 post on a stylish forum drive almost always enter 1000 or so views, with announce ' 100 of those people visiting your site. Modern create tens of thousands of posts on fashionable forums all getting 1000 views each. Your traffic longing withdraw through the roof.

These are all targeted visitors that are interested or singular about your site. Deem how innumerable sales or leads you can execute with this colossal figure up of targeted visitors. You are literally stumbling upon a goldmine ready to be picked and profited from.

Reminisce over, Shipping is Money.
[/b]

GO YOUR INFERIOR DEFAME TODAY:


http://www.xrumer-seo.com

Anonymous said...

Metamorphose the subhuman with two backs casinos? scrutinization this chilly [url=http://www.realcazinoz.com]casino[/url] numero uno and feigning evasively online casino games like slots, blackjack, roulette, baccarat and more at www.realcazinoz.com .
you can also commingle from our up to the with it [url=http://freecasinogames2010.webs.com]casino[/url] arrow at http://freecasinogames2010.webs.com and defeat loyal incredibly away !
another voguish [url=http://www.ttittancasino.com]casino spiele[/url] in the sector of is www.ttittancasino.com , pro german gamblers, dub not rococo online casino bonus.

Anonymous said...

Someone deleted a variety of links from letitbit and mediafire servers.

From now, we will use www.tinyurlalternative.com as our default [url=http://www.tinyurlalternative.com]url shortener[/url], so every link will be there and visible for everyone.

You can pick out from many great [url=http://kfc.ms]short url[/url] address like:

kfc.ms easysharelink.info jumpme.info megauploadlink.info megavideolink.info mygamelink.info myrapidsharelink.info mytorrentlink.info myurlshortener.com mywarezlink.info urlredirect.info urlshrinker.info weblinkshortener.com youtubelink.info and many others.

They include over 60 other available domains and the [url=http://myurlshortener.com]url shortener[/url] service work properly for free without any registration needed.

So we think it is good idea and suggest you to use [url=http://urlredirect.info]url redirect[/url] service too!

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

http://www.pornvideoonline.info/

http://www.pornvideodownload.info/

http://www.pornvideotorrent.info

www.gaypornonline.info

http://www.teenpornonline.info

www.freepornvideosonline.info

http://www.bestpornvideo.info

[url=http://www.pornvideoonline.info]Porn video online[/url]
[url=http://www.pornvideodownload.info]Porn video download[/url]
[url=http://www.pornvideotorrent.info]Porn video torrent[/url]
[url=http://www.gaypornonline.info]Gay porn online[/url]
[url=http://www.teenpornonline.info]Teen porn online[/url]
[url=http://www.freepornvideosonline.info]Free porn videos online[/url]
[url=http://www.bestpornvideo.info]Best porn video[/url]

Anonymous said...

work from home [url]http://www.333eur.com/[/url]

Anonymous said...

url for [b]download software for windows[/b] are available here:

download software for windows
[url=http://www.downloadsoftwareforwindows]download software for windows[/url]

[url=http://www.downloadsoftwareforwindows/products/download-iphone-video-converter/productpage.php]download iphone video converter[/url]

download dvd to 3gp converter

Anonymous said...

url to [b]buy software for windows[/b] is available here:

buy software for windows
[url=http://www.buysoftwareforwindows.com]buy software for windows[/url]

[url=http://www.buysoftwareforwindows.com/products/buy-pocket-pc-video-converter/productpage.php]buy pocket pc video converter[/url]

buy dvd to 3gp converter

Anonymous said...

resource for [b]software downloads[/b] are available here:

Windows YouTube downloader
[url=http://www.1800soft.com]Windows YouTube downloader[/url]

betting software
[url=http://www.betextremesoft.com]betting software[/url]

buy software for windows
[url=http://www.buysoftwareforwindows.com]buy software for windows[/url]

download software for windows
[url=http://www.downloadsoftwareforwindows.com]download software for windows[/url]

Download Youtube Videos
[url=http://www.downloadyoutubevideos.co.uk]Download Youtube Videos[/url]

FLV to AVI converter
[url=http://www.flvtoavi.co.uk]FLV to AVI[/url]

DVD ripper
[url=http://www.flvtodvd.com]DVD ripper[/url]

Video converter
[url=http://www.hollydollyvideo.com]Video converter[/url]

Home video converter software
[url=http://www.homevideopage.com]Home video software[/url]

Poker software
[url=http://www.pokerwinningvideo.com]Poker video software[/url]

Shark Video Downloader
[url=http://www.sharkvideopage.com]Shark Video Downloader software[/url]

Simplest YouTube Internet Video Downloader
[url=http://www.simplestutils.com]Watermark Software[/url]

Popular screensavers
[url=http://www.popularscreensaverpage.com]Popular Screensaver[/url]

Hyper YouTube Magic Tool XXX
[url=http://www.andromedaapps.com]Hyper YouTube Magic Tool XXX[/url]

Free FLV converter
[url=http://www.cassiopeiasoft.com]Free FLV converter[/url]

Working YouTube downloader
[url=http://www.pegasusapps.com]Working YouTube downloader[/url]

Anonymous said...

top [url=http://freeonlinecasinogambling.co.uk/]blackjack[/url] check the latest [url=http://www.realcazinoz.com/]realcazinoz.com[/url] autonomous no deposit hand-out at the leading [url=http://www.baywatchcasino.com/]charitable casino games
[/url].